Yes, you may leave blog comments. Yes, I will moderate them, and most likely reject them if they are bots or spam. Genuine comments, yes, I will publish them.
No, I will not participate in any Facebook Apps. That means No, I will not get involved in Farmville. Ever. Not if my life depended on it as I truly believe it is contributing to the utter dumbing down of Americans. Nor will I participate in Mafia Wars, Petville, any of the games or gifts. So just stop asking.
Yes, you may however, be my friend on Facebook providing I don't have a grudge against you, find you unbelievably dull, or I don't know you and don't want to know you. Or if I used to know you and obviously no longer want to know you. With me so far?
Yes- you may follow me on Twitter. No, I probably won't follow you unless you really have something interesting to Tweet about. Not that I promise interesting Tweets from me, but sometimes there are gems in there. Yes, Sophie and Ollie do have their own Twitter account, but generally they snub it.
Yes, I will Guest Blog for you- especially if you have an author group web site, a book review web site or are a friend of the WubQueen.
Yes, I will write a book review for you on Amazon or Barnes and Noble-- if I have actually read your book and especially if I liked it. Common sense here- if I read your book and didn't like it, do you really want me to write a book review anyway?
No, I will not likely participate in a Podcast, nor a live chat, nor make a YouTube video of anything, other than perhaps my cats.
Yes! Yes! I will send you magnets or bookmarks or other stuff if you are interested in my novels.
Ok- YES- dang it-- I will put down some of the 45 library books I have at the moment and get back to writing the finale of Google Ghoulash and get it off to the Editor before he gives up on me completely.